I met Jose.

First of All,

Remember the first post I wrote in the beginning of this blog? No? Nah, I don’t expect you too.

If you’re interested here’s the link, CLICK ME BIATCH!

I mentioned something about having already registered my email account for blogspot. Thus, render my email useless to blogspot and I inadvertently chose wordpress. Though after much time using wordpress, it felt comfy.

BUT I CAN’T MONETIZE IT! WTFBBQCHICKENWINGYUMSODELICIOUS!

Then just today, not so long before I began writting this entry

*dramatic pause* 

I found my old, first EVA blog. *gasp*. The link is still valid untill today since October 2004.

It’s somewhat embarrassing to read because that time my teenage angst was so overwhelming. But I’m also impressed by my old me, he was really poetic and philosphically smart. Hahaha.

That being said, it is very emo. Then I grew up.

That old blog is like an old picture that you kept in a drawer at the corner of your house you never visitted. It’s old, dusty and stinks. When you do visit that corner of your house and found those old pictures, it’s abit embarrassing to show to those who didn’t know you in the past.

Questions?

1.Will you give us that blog address?

-No, maybe not today. Try asking again later.

2.Will you delete that blog account?

-I would if I remember the password, I did try to retrieve it but blogspot requested me to have a google account which I don’t and won’t create. But maybe later.

3.What are your main topic in that blog?

-Emo teenage stuff, ie, “what is the meaning life?”. Mind you it’s very well written with 733t speaking.

4.Will you add those post in this wordpress blog?

-Depends.

5.Depends on what?

-Depend if you like reading emo post, if you like emo post why don’t you buy yourself a DSLR and take a macro picture of something or a scenery and blog about how it reflects life. Oh, don’t forget to add “haih”/”sigh” now and then with the infamous 3dots (…).

6.Why are you so mean?

-Why do want to read emo?

7.Emo is fun?

-Then go buy yourself a razor and slit your wrist because that’s what emo are doing for fun.

8.Ok, bye.

-Good riddance.

Anyway,

After reading those old post, I realise how much I grew up and how much people I knew back then changed. Some for good, some for worst some just stayed in 2004. Lame.

Back then, computer was cool and DDRAM256 is a must know, kids are saying how much they hated money for being the source of evil and teachers were clever. Hehehe.

Totally,

But enough reminiscing, that old post was not Totally Os(me) it was totally Jose, my alias.

ps: Fefe, where’s my psp-go?!

Quickie: Sucker

First of all, I am indeed a sucker to characters wearing visor/helmet.

Anyway, take a look at my new toy. Don’t tell me he doesn’t look hot!

Clone Trooper

Don’t the quality of the photo looks totally awesome? The best thing is, its not taken with a DSLR.

…..ok I lied, it’s not even close as good as DSLR. Sue me! Wait, don’t.

Crazy.

First of all,

I really wanted to title this post as ‘gila’ but ‘gila’ sounds abit harsh altough it bear the same meaning with ‘crazy’. Shrugs. 

Ok, from now on, if you read the word ‘crazy’ you say it as ‘gila. Say it with a little umph. Like this, gilow. Emphasize on the ‘O’. Hahaha. 

I heard someone saying this over and over again while reading the news about iPad. Crazy. 

What does everybody think about the new iPad? 

Steve: Introducing, MY PAD!

 

Steve: Gilow la!

 

Lol. Let just leave it at that. 

Other than the bickering on  iPad’s name, I read somewhere amongst those bickering that iPad doesn’t support Flash. Er, the program that you use to watch Youtube and sometime porn. No, not the internet, I say FLASH! Crazy. 

Anyway,

Today my friend’s grandfather died. AlFatihah. During that time we were in Time Square (I love that place) queuing to withdraw money. Crazy. 

We were in at least 5 queues today and they were all very, VERY long. Crazy.

I don’t know what are these people doing here this time of year. Oh, I can’t possibly think what reason do they have there in TimeSquare, maybe it will hit me later.

I swear someone grope me while I was in one of those queues. Crazy.I’m violated *tears*. 

Then we went to Sungei Wang, we saw Super Junior ticket booth in the 6th floor. Everyone who passed by that booth had their head turn full 180degrees to see it. But alas, no one I saw bought them except for a makcik. 

Seriously, what’s up with makciks this era? Last time at Sogo I saw one bought 5boxes of shoes. She must be very in love with them. Even ahlians didn’t buy as many as her. Shame to those ahlians. Hahahaha. 

Oh, Sungei Wang was not full of people unlike Time Square. Besides today, SW is always full and crazy. Last time we were there, this one makcik, she randomly scream, NO, shriek at her children. So tiba tiba lagi tu, crazy. 

Everyone was eyeing on her and she didn’t even took notice and just continued walking like nothing happened. To her defence, her children were all hyper and nagging for something. 

Sungei Wang is always crazy… 

Totally,

Oh now I remember Chinese New Year is coming how can I totally FORGET with all those MSN personal messages and all the blog post constantly reminding me about CNY is coming? Crazy. 

ps: I don’t hate CNY, repeating it over and over again like everyone else doesn’t have a calender makes it annoying. And I don’t mind the decoration. So don’t get trippy.

Moments.

First of all,

I’m dedicating this to all my WTF moments in life. ALL. I got a lot of them. If you wish, I’ll dedicate it to you too. Hope this makes your day lots better than mine. ‘preciate it.

Speaking of ‘appreciating’, I just hate it when the things we do, I DID are not appreciated. Met a lot of these people too, asides from those who argue about English. Pui.

What is wrong with me, why do I hate a lot kind of people. I’m feeling emo *cut wrist with electronic shaver*.

Maybe that’s just me, a self-proclaimed elitist. Then again this blog IS about saving the world, that is pretty much what elitist do.  Haha. *throws shaver to fake emo* Nah!

Anyway,

Yesterday was the most, WTF-est moments in my life. Felt so ‘ihhhh!’. How do you explain that ‘ihhhh!’?

It’s the feeling when someone never stop nagging and yapping about what I should do. EVER. I wouldn’t mind the nag if it made sense,  but the nagging is not consistent and that made it felt like ‘ihhhh!’.

Told me to do ‘A’ and ‘B’, but  ‘A’ contradicts with ‘B’ and cancels out each others which then creates situation ‘C’ that I shouldn’t be doing. I know! I’m confused too. Doesn’t it make you want to go ‘ihhhh!’?

1. if A + B =ME - C ,

2.  when A =-B, B=-A

3. and C=(A-B)+(B-A)

4. replacing, (-B) + (-A) = ME – ((A-B)+(B-A)

5.replacing, -B – A = ME -A + B -B + A

6.rearrange, -A+A-A -B-B+B = ME

7.-A-B=ME

8.solution1: when A=-B, -(-B)-B=ME,

9.solution2:when B=-A, -A-(-A)=ME,

10. conclusion, just a confused ME. ihhhh!

Eh!

Apple, just release the tablet pc which they ‘cleverly’ name as iPad. Sounds like one of those things that girls use.

Gonna blog ’bout it after this. So, don’t forget to visit ya.

Totally,

DON’T argue on those algebras I did. It’s just how I totally felt everything, ihhh!ritating. Awesome, just awesome.

 

Quickie: Dripping Penis Juice

First of all, it sounds very disgusting, but its not. By the end of this post you might wanna try it. “Waiter, gimme one Dripping Penis Juice”. That just sound so, SO wrong.

Anyway, its a mix of banana and coconut served with whip cream and coconut ice-cream with nuts. Google for the recipe. Don’t get any ideas how I found it ok? I just found it while searching for a drink recipe in http://www.drinkswap.com/.

It looks totally mouth watering. I give you,

Cold (not sweaty) dripping penis juice