iFake, Steve Jobs reveals new Apple Product.

Friday, 30 – Multi-almost-millionaire Steve Jobs, famous for the iPod product line and the iPhone generation recently reveals new would-be-trendy product, the iFake. It was announced at a news conference for the new Windows 7 where Steve Jobs interupts Windows crew.

“I’m happy for your Windows 7, and I’ma let you finish, but my new iFake will be the greates innovation of all time, OF ALL TIME.” says Steve Jobs while holding the iFake and throwing it in the air.

iFake is not like any current Apple product existing so consumer can expect new, trendy, overrated, slick and futuristic product. iFake is deliviring what Apple’s consumers been asking for ages, a technology that can replace almost anything.

Steve Jobs promises it will replace your spouse, best friends, parents, and pets with its innovative software call the iFake Happiness. Also mentioned for the future of iFake, there will be libraries of huge downloadable content one of the most anticipated is the iFake Wedding application for half the price of a real wedding.

Expect to have iFake release in every Apple Store this December.